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17 / 6 / 2014 @ 00:16
(source: wheatdealer)

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

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17 / 6 / 2014 @ 00:15
(source: domwithpen-deactivated20140601)

little-lady-stufff:

sirs-good-little-whore:

domwithpen:

When she’s putting on her make up, walk up behind her. Brush her hair lightly out of the way and kiss her neck. Put a hand on her ass and grab it, firmly. Not in a playful way. 

You’re claiming her.

As she starts to respond, reach your other hand up and grip her neck. Just hard enough to make her wonder. 

Whisper in her ear, “Be good today.”

Then let go and walk away.

/swoon

Fuck yes.

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16 / 6 / 2014 @ 09:54
(source: metalburger-deactivated20130705)

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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26 / 5 / 2014 @ 11:11
(source: puppymother)

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”